"I'll Just Take the Balcony"

Light the cigar, kick back in your chair and enjoy the show
servicedoodle:

amusealittlemuse:

leonsballs:

 

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetah’s are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetah’s are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll loose their cubs. So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetah’s comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!



Thats fucking adorable as hell

Cheetahs with service dogs! That makes me happy

servicedoodle:

amusealittlemuse:

leonsballs:

 

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetah’s are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetah’s are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll loose their cubs.

So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetah’s comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

Thats fucking adorable as hell

Cheetahs with service dogs! That makes me happy

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Knowledge is knowing the tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting in your fruit salad.

Miles Kington (via devilduck)

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Trying to find a place to stand in a crowded bar

4gifs:

Aww yiss

4gifs:

Aww yiss

Skip getting some sun #Skip2013 #Stud #SwimsuitSeason

Skip getting some sun #Skip2013 #Stud #SwimsuitSeason

WHEN IM TAKING AN EXAM AND I COME ACROSS A QUESTION I DON’T KNOW

howdoiputthisgently:

AS A FRESHMAN:

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AS A SENIOR:

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theonion:

New Study Finds Nothing That Will Actually Convince You To Change Your Lifestyle So Just Forget It: Full Report

theonion:

New Study Finds Nothing That Will Actually Convince You To Change Your Lifestyle So Just Forget It: Full Report

(Source: brasilianchick)

My foreign language proficiency

Real talk

Real talk

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People ask me about my work strategy, this is unfortunately how I operate

People ask me about my work strategy, this is unfortunately how I operate

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Dang, those $’s 

Dang, those $’s 

(Source: theworldjustgotlighter, via brasilianchick)

AFTER I’M FINISHED WITH MY FINAL EXAM

howdoiputthisgently:

EXPECTATION:

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REALITY:

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About 4 more hours until the doors open! #WagonWheel #Arlington #LevittPavilion #CurtisGrimes #TylerandTheTribe #TheRustyBrothers

About 4 more hours until the doors open! #WagonWheel #Arlington #LevittPavilion #CurtisGrimes #TylerandTheTribe #TheRustyBrothers

freebirdblonde:

Barney

freebirdblonde:

Barney